cobaltdays:

Me: *dangling my dick off the bed*

Demon: *grabs it*

Me: what are we

boredeasily:

rather just be in bed with you all day

c-ptsdofficial:

me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

90scherry:

it’s ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together.

cmder:

clown (self diagnosed)

slowroar:

mechagodzilla:

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed